His
jungle green Civic has been in my driveway for five days now, with its right
side still wounded from a previous excursion with a parked car (he was petting
a dog in the passenger seat). There is no possible way I can get my car out of
my driveway. My Toyota Yaris is a very small car, but the driveway’s narrow
waist and the broken down Honda prevent any possible escape route. He says it’s
his clutch, and this wouldn’t surprise me as he’s already managed to break four
clutches in three years. J.B. begins walking down the orange, muddy driveway
before taking a long, final drag off of his Marlboro Menthol. He flicks the
butt high into the air; its arc taking it all but a few feet from the street
curb, the gold chain around his neck swinging violently.
It’s
okay though, he says he’s quitting again. We exchanged our teenage boy
handshakes and I open the creaking door to my house. He asks me what’s up,
addressing me as kid, despite being seven months his senior. There was a
lingering stench of beer and spaghetti on his breath, meatless sauce. He says
he only had one beer before coming over, though the mutual laughter suggests we
both know this is far from the truth. J.B. drove drunk with a scary frequency.
His driving habits were dictated by the philosophy that “if it was his time to
go, it was his time to go”. He hated when I resisted this logic, insisting that
God made seat belts for a damn good reason.
I
ask him what he did today, and he rattles on, blurring days together like words
on a wet newspaper. He finally stops rambling and his excited mouth stops while
forming an O. He pulls out a new book from his backpack, unwrinkled spine and
all. The title reads: How to Hide You’re a$$et$, repeating three of
J.B.’s favorite signs, which are likely what caught his attention in the first
place. The book claims that it can answer pressing questions like whether it’s
better to hold funds in Switzerland
or Bermuda , and what customs officials are
likely to watch out for at borders. He says the Good Will has a plethora of
real good books for real cheap. He almost bought a book on Economics, just to
read it, he says. This attempt was a few years too late, since he took
Economics years ago and read nothing for it.
This
might actually improve his handling of money, I thought to myself. How many
times just this past month has he gone to the Monticello dog track to play poker. His
confidence never ceased, and he would always challenge me to a game of heads-up
poker. Despite his four time losing streak against me, J.B. was always down, as
he says, for some gambling. Why get it if not to spend it, he would tell me.
Spending money is definitely a talent for J.B., though it’s unfortunate that
acquiring money is not. He looked weird in a collared uniform. His constantly
shaved head looked big under the conglomerate hats atop his head. Maybe his
sense of fashion forces him to quit the minimum-wage jobs he is always applying
at. The last visit to Zaxby’s ended with him asking for an application, one he
would never turn in again, if it wasn’t lost in the graveyard of his backseat.
I
have to drive J.B. back to his house now, still not quite knowing how he got to
my own. A friend or brother likely dropped him off, but it didn’t matter- he
was always floating around. We push his car forward, putting the lumbering
beast in neutral. He lights a new cigarette, noting that he has to finish his
fresh pack so he can finally quit, and rolls down the window to my white car, a
plume of white smog erupting from his mouth.
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